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Carson says the funniest things

December 1st, 2016

Here are some examples of funny or cute things that Carson has said in the past few months:

  • Braden typically asks us what he should wear before going to school (e.g. short-sleeve shirt vs. long-sleeve shirt). This morning as he headed up the stairs and declared he was changing, Carson said: “Long sleeves.”
  • Once Brian was singing “Home Sweet Home” by Motley Crue and got to this part: “I’m on my way, just set me free …” and Carson chimed in “home sweet poop” (he likes to replace words with “poop” to be funny). It was stunning that he had learned the lyrics from Brian singing it!
  • Braden still doesn’t like to go to the basement by himself. He asked Carson to come with him as he went to retrieve something. Carson stayed at the top of the stairs and said, “chee chee chee ha ha ha.” This is in reference to the “Friday the 13th” movie sounds Brian makes when he’s trying to scare the kids.
  • While Kristin was participating in a run this year, Brian told the kids that “mommy was in a race.” Carson responded, “A race? Oooh, I hope she wins a medal.”
  • Brian noticed that one of the two chairs in Carson’s room was no longer there and asked Carson where it was. He said matter-of-factly, “It’s in Braden’s room so he has somewhere to sit.”
  • While reading about raptors in a dinosaur book, Carson cited that “raptors can run up to 30 miles per hour.” Brian asked Carson how he knew that, and Carson replied that his friend Sam told him at school.

 

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